Open Trade Bangladesh
Home / Tea break

Tea break room

Your brain has worked hard. Have a cup of tea, read a fun fact or two, and smile at a desk joke. No quiz here, we promise. Tap a face to tell us how each one landed; it is anonymous.

Fun facts from the world of trade

Fun fact

Jute was once called Bangladesh's "golden fibre".

For a long time, jute was the country's biggest export. The golden colour of the fibre and the money it earned gave it the nickname.

How was this?
Fun fact

The ICC first published Incoterms in 1936.

So the FOB and CIF on your export LC belong to a family of trade terms that is almost 90 years old. It has been updated many times since; the version in use today is Incoterms 2020.

How was this?
Fun fact

The first UCP for letters of credit came out in 1933.

Banks around the world wanted one common rule book for LCs. UCP 600, the version we use now, took effect in 2007.

How was this?
Fun fact

SWIFT was founded in 1973 in Belgium.

Before SWIFT, banks sent payment instructions by telex, and test keys had to be checked by hand. Today an MT700 crosses the world in seconds.

How was this?
Fun fact

The modern shipping container is younger than many of our grandparents.

Container shipping took off in 1956, when an American trucking businessman, Malcom McLean, loaded the first containers onto a converted tanker. Before that, dockworkers loaded cargo sack by sack.

How was this?
Fun fact

Dhaka muslin was famous across the world.

Centuries ago, Dhaka's muslin cloth was so fine that traders from far away came to buy it. The country's trade story is much older than the EXP form.

How was this?
Fun fact

The word "Taka" has very old roots.

It comes from "tanka", an old word used in the region for coins and money.

How was this?
Fun fact

"Bankrupt" may come from a broken bench.

A popular story says Italian money-changers worked at benches (banca). If one couldn't pay, his bench was broken: banca rotta.

How was this?
Fun fact

Bangladesh is one of the world's biggest exporters of ready-made garments.

That T-shirt on a shelf in Europe has a good chance of saying "Made in Bangladesh", and of having passed through a Bangladeshi bank's export desk.

How was this?
Fun fact

Most of Bangladesh's sea trade passes through Chattogram port.

That's why a delay at Chattogram can turn into a lot of delayed export proceeds a few months later.

How was this?

Jokes from the trade desk

Clean, friendly, and about the work, never about people, banks or officials.

Desk joke

Why did the export LC go to the doctor?

Show the answer

It had too many discrepancies and needed an amendment.

How was this?
Desk joke

A junior asks: "Sir, what's the difference between usance and patience?"

Show the answer

The senior answers: "Usance has a fixed number of days."

How was this?
Desk joke

Why don't Bills of Lading ever feel lonely?

Show the answer

Because they always come in full sets.

How was this?
Desk joke

What did the EXP form say on its 14th day after shipment?

Show the answer

"If you don't submit me today, we're both going to be overdue."

How was this?
Desk joke

My friend asked why I check the invoice three times.

Show the answer

I said, "The first time to read it, the second time to understand it, and the third time because UCP 600 is watching."

How was this?
Desk joke

Why was the forex dealer always calm?

Show the answer

Because he knew every rate comes backโ€ฆ eventually.

How was this?
Desk joke

A trade banker's favourite exercise?

Show the answer

Running after export proceeds before the four months are over.

How was this?
Desk joke

What do you call a bank officer who never asks questions?

Show the answer

Someone who will learn everything the hard way. Ask. There are no silly questions here.

How was this?
Got a good one? Send your fun fact or desk joke to opentradebangladesh@outlook.com with the subject Tea break. If it is clean and kind, we'll add it with thanks.